It's something about my children that most people don't know. You see, my kids are most extraordinary. I know what you are thinking. All mothers think that their children are the most extraordinary in the world. But, I assure you that mine are truly exceptional. They are, in fact, superheros. And, I have the pictures to prove it. Jonathan and Elizabeth have the amazing gift of being able to run at supersonic speeds. Just the other night I had the camera out and was able to capture the proof of their amazing abilities. If you don't believe me, just see for yourself.
But, shhhh, don't tell anyone. We wouldn't want any unscrupulous individuals to find out about their abilities and then try to take advantage of them.